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Wren + Glory 'OLDEST Child' Painted Hoodie

Wren + Glory 'OLDEST Child' Painted Hoodie

Wren + Glory Hand-Painted “Oldest Child” Hoodie 🖤🎨

Rules? Yeah, blame the oldest child. This oversized black distressed hoodie is a witty nod to sibling dynamics, hand-painted with bold white lettering that reads:

“OLDEST CHILD i’m the reason we have rules”

The text runs diagonally across the back, giving it a striking, statement-making design. Each hoodie is hand-painted to order by Gloria and her team in their NYC studio, then signed with the iconic @wrenandglory mark—making your piece a true one-of-a-kind.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Hand-Painted Original – Every hoodie is unique, signed by the artist.

  • Oversized Comfort – Cozy, slouchy, and perfect for layering.

  • Streetwear With Personality – Turns family jokes into high-fashion statements.

  • Limited Edition – Once it’s gone, it’s gone.

Fit & Feel

  • Oversized, super comfy, slouchy fit.

  • Can be worn as a hoodie or styled as a sweater dress.

  • We recommend sizing up for an ultra-relaxed look, or staying true to size for a more snug fit.

  • Measurements: Body Width 27" | Length 29" | Sleeve 21.5".

  • Model: 5'4, 110 lbs.

Designer’s Notes

Everyone needs a W+G painted hoodie. It’s the ultimate blend of art, humor, and comfort—adding personality to your wardrobe without even trying.

$82.50

Original: $275.00

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Wren + Glory 'OLDEST Child' Painted Hoodie

$275.00

$82.50

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Wren + Glory Hand-Painted “Oldest Child” Hoodie 🖤🎨

Rules? Yeah, blame the oldest child. This oversized black distressed hoodie is a witty nod to sibling dynamics, hand-painted with bold white lettering that reads:

“OLDEST CHILD i’m the reason we have rules”

The text runs diagonally across the back, giving it a striking, statement-making design. Each hoodie is hand-painted to order by Gloria and her team in their NYC studio, then signed with the iconic @wrenandglory mark—making your piece a true one-of-a-kind.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Hand-Painted Original – Every hoodie is unique, signed by the artist.

  • Oversized Comfort – Cozy, slouchy, and perfect for layering.

  • Streetwear With Personality – Turns family jokes into high-fashion statements.

  • Limited Edition – Once it’s gone, it’s gone.

Fit & Feel

  • Oversized, super comfy, slouchy fit.

  • Can be worn as a hoodie or styled as a sweater dress.

  • We recommend sizing up for an ultra-relaxed look, or staying true to size for a more snug fit.

  • Measurements: Body Width 27" | Length 29" | Sleeve 21.5".

  • Model: 5'4, 110 lbs.

Designer’s Notes

Everyone needs a W+G painted hoodie. It’s the ultimate blend of art, humor, and comfort—adding personality to your wardrobe without even trying.

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