Wren + Glory 'OLDEST Child' Painted Hoodie
Wren + Glory Hand-Painted “Oldest Child” Hoodie 🖤🎨
Rules? Yeah, blame the oldest child. This oversized black distressed hoodie is a witty nod to sibling dynamics, hand-painted with bold white lettering that reads:
“OLDEST CHILD i’m the reason we have rules”
The text runs diagonally across the back, giving it a striking, statement-making design. Each hoodie is hand-painted to order by Gloria and her team in their NYC studio, then signed with the iconic @wrenandglory mark—making your piece a true one-of-a-kind.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
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Hand-Painted Original – Every hoodie is unique, signed by the artist.
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Oversized Comfort – Cozy, slouchy, and perfect for layering.
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Streetwear With Personality – Turns family jokes into high-fashion statements.
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Limited Edition – Once it’s gone, it’s gone.
Fit & Feel
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Oversized, super comfy, slouchy fit.
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Can be worn as a hoodie or styled as a sweater dress.
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We recommend sizing up for an ultra-relaxed look, or staying true to size for a more snug fit.
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Measurements: Body Width 27" | Length 29" | Sleeve 21.5".
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Model: 5'4, 110 lbs.
Designer’s Notes
Everyone needs a W+G painted hoodie. It’s the ultimate blend of art, humor, and comfort—adding personality to your wardrobe without even trying.
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Wren + Glory 'OLDEST Child' Painted Hoodie
Wren + Glory 'OLDEST Child' Painted Hoodie
Wren + Glory Hand-Painted “Oldest Child” Hoodie 🖤🎨
Rules? Yeah, blame the oldest child. This oversized black distressed hoodie is a witty nod to sibling dynamics, hand-painted with bold white lettering that reads:
“OLDEST CHILD i’m the reason we have rules”
The text runs diagonally across the back, giving it a striking, statement-making design. Each hoodie is hand-painted to order by Gloria and her team in their NYC studio, then signed with the iconic @wrenandglory mark—making your piece a true one-of-a-kind.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
-
Hand-Painted Original – Every hoodie is unique, signed by the artist.
-
Oversized Comfort – Cozy, slouchy, and perfect for layering.
-
Streetwear With Personality – Turns family jokes into high-fashion statements.
-
Limited Edition – Once it’s gone, it’s gone.
Fit & Feel
-
Oversized, super comfy, slouchy fit.
-
Can be worn as a hoodie or styled as a sweater dress.
-
We recommend sizing up for an ultra-relaxed look, or staying true to size for a more snug fit.
-
Measurements: Body Width 27" | Length 29" | Sleeve 21.5".
-
Model: 5'4, 110 lbs.
Designer’s Notes
Everyone needs a W+G painted hoodie. It’s the ultimate blend of art, humor, and comfort—adding personality to your wardrobe without even trying.
Original: $275.00
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Wren + Glory Hand-Painted “Oldest Child” Hoodie 🖤🎨
Rules? Yeah, blame the oldest child. This oversized black distressed hoodie is a witty nod to sibling dynamics, hand-painted with bold white lettering that reads:
“OLDEST CHILD i’m the reason we have rules”
The text runs diagonally across the back, giving it a striking, statement-making design. Each hoodie is hand-painted to order by Gloria and her team in their NYC studio, then signed with the iconic @wrenandglory mark—making your piece a true one-of-a-kind.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
-
Hand-Painted Original – Every hoodie is unique, signed by the artist.
-
Oversized Comfort – Cozy, slouchy, and perfect for layering.
-
Streetwear With Personality – Turns family jokes into high-fashion statements.
-
Limited Edition – Once it’s gone, it’s gone.
Fit & Feel
-
Oversized, super comfy, slouchy fit.
-
Can be worn as a hoodie or styled as a sweater dress.
-
We recommend sizing up for an ultra-relaxed look, or staying true to size for a more snug fit.
-
Measurements: Body Width 27" | Length 29" | Sleeve 21.5".
-
Model: 5'4, 110 lbs.
Designer’s Notes
Everyone needs a W+G painted hoodie. It’s the ultimate blend of art, humor, and comfort—adding personality to your wardrobe without even trying.
























